The Autobiography of Methuselah


Read by Matthew Reece

(4.7 stars; 58 reviews)

The Autobiography of Methuselah offers a unique and humorous perspective on biblical history through the eyes of its most ancient figure. Methuselah, the oldest man recorded in the Bible, reflects on his extraordinary life, providing insights into the events and characters that shaped his world.

Set against the backdrop of early biblical narratives, this satirical work invites listeners to explore the absurdities and challenges of life in a time when the extraordinary was commonplace. With a blend of wit and wisdom, Methuselah recounts his experiences, revealing the complexities of faith, longevity, and the human condition.

John Kendrick Bangs masterfully combines humor with thoughtful commentary, distinguishing this work from traditional biblical retellings. As Methuselah navigates the trials of his long life, listeners are treated to a fresh take on familiar stories, making this audiobook a delightful exploration of history and satire.

Chapters

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Foreword 15:00 Read by Matthew Reece
Chapter I - I am Born and Named 12:52 Read by Matthew Reece
Chapter II - Early Influences 14:56 Read by Matthew Reece
Chapter III - Some Reminiscences of Adam 16:06 Read by Matthew Reece
Chapter IV - Grandmother Eve 14:29 Read by Matthew Reece
Chapter V - Some Notes on Cain and Abel 15:51 Read by Matthew Reece
Chapter VI - He Confesses to Being a Poet 14:20 Read by Matthew Reece
Chapter VII - The International Marine and Zoo Flotation Company 15:08 Read by Matthew Reece
Chapter VIII - On the Extinction of the Mastodon 15:18 Read by Matthew Reece
Chapter IX - As To Women 13:54 Read by Matthew Reece

Reviews

The Autobiography of Methuselah


(5 stars)

Well read. Fun stories, dry humour , tongue in cheek... Truly enjoyable, well worth listening to more than once. Thanks! Smith

Very entertaining


(5 stars)

A whimsical, story full of dry wit, and tongue-in-cheek humor. The author has a great imagination. The reader did an excellent job.


(5 stars)

Reader does an excellent job with this playful , tongue in cheek book. Very well done and a very interesting choice.

Another cute clever funny silly one by JKB!


(5 stars)

Matthew did a fantastic job narrating this very enjoyable book. I am so happy I stumbled upon JKB a little while back. His books are so fun and clever.

Great reader for great read.


(5 stars)

Was a fun read, though recommended. Everything seems so true to life, and answered so many questions the Bible avoids. Should be canonized, In my keen opinion.

how have I never heard of this author?


(5 stars)

totally brilliant and laugh out loud funny. narration is perfect.

laughed my rear off!


(5 stars)

I look forward to more J.K.B. and the Reader is perfect for this Author.

very fun listen... lots of good humor and a bit of satire


(5 stars)