And The Winner Is: BBC Radio Panel Show

BBC Radio 4

Matt Lucas hosts the most prestigious awards ceremony of the year - the perfectly-title 'Lucases'. Including awards for the Lamest Excuse of All-Time, the Lucas for Most Pointless Member of the Royal Family and the Lucas for Greatest Song by a Musical Artist Who Is Otherwise Rubbish. Each week, the nominations are provided by the guests, but the ultimate decision is down to the whim of the host. Episode 1 Awards include the Lucas for Lamest Excuse of All-Time, the Lucas for Most Pointless Member of the Royal Family and the Lucas for Greatest Song By A Musical Artist Who Is Otherwise Rubbish. The nominations are provided by Matt's guests: Katy Brand, James Corden and Graham Linehan Episode 2 Awards include the Lucas for Most Incomprehensible British Accent, the Lucas for Least Practical Pet, the Lucas for Best War and the Lucas for Worst Song to Be Released By An Otherwise Reputable Artist.  The nominations are provided by this week's guests - Josie Long, Robert Popper and David Schneider Episode 3 Awards include the Lucas for Sexiest British Prime Minister, the Lucas for the Jammiest Celebrity, the Lucas for Most Effective Diet and the Lucas for Least Boring Shakespeare Play. The nominations are provided by guests: Richard Herring, Sarah Millican and David Walliams Episode 4 Awards include the Lucas for The Most Disappointing Film Sequel, Most Unhelpful Proverb, Greatest Ever Couple and Most Depressing School Subject. The nominations are provided by Matt's guests: Stephen K Amos, Jon Richardson and Jo Caulfield Episode 5 Awards include the Lucas for Most Untrustworthy Profession, The Weariest Cliché, Least Hateful German and Catchiest Theme Tune to an Otherwise Boring TV Show. The nominations are provided by Matt's guests: Adam Bloom, Scott Capurro and Andrew Maxwell Episode 6 Awards include the Lucas for Most Redundant Technology, The Greatest Historical Fatty, Ghastliest Holiday Destination and Worst Ever Vocal Performance on a Hit Single. The nominations are courtesy of Matt's guests: Bob Mortimer, Alex Macqueen and Tom Baker Episode 7 Awards include the Lucas for Biggest Political Mistake, Most Reliable Professional, Most Underwhelming British Tourist Attraction and the Luckiest Ever Winner. The nominations are courtesy of Matt's guests: Justin Edwards, Harry Enfield and Dave Gorman Episode 8 Awards include the Lucas for Most Annoying Nation of People, Biggest Sporting Disappointment and Least Effective TV Detective. The nominations are courtesy of Matt's guests: Kevin Bridges, Jason Manford and Lee Mack Episode 9 Awards include the Lucas for Least Scary Tabloid Scare Story, Ghastliest Hairstyle Since Hair Was Invented and Most Fanciable Cartoon Character. The nominations are courtesy of Matt's guests: Limmy, Holly Walsh and Marc Wootton Episode 10 Awards include the Lucas for Most Supreme Cock-up, Silliest Historical Attire, Dreariest Pastime and Most Regrettable Musical Fad. The nominations are courtesy of Matt's guests: Simon Evans, Alex Lowe and Sir Tim Rice Episode 11 Awards include the Lucas for Most Exciting News Story Ever Ever, Most Ridiculous With Hindsight 80s Fashion Trend, Most Beddable Person of the Same Gender (Unless You Are a Gay In Which Case The Opposite Gender), Lamest Ever Cover Song. The nominations are courtesy of Matt's guests: Jason Byrne, Graham Norton and Lucy Porter Episode 12 Awards include the Lucas for Those things which are Least Likely To Make You Proud To Be British British Export, Second Greatest Bald Man of All Time and Crappiest Beatles Song The nominations are courtesy of Matt's guests: Rory Bremner, Adam Buxton and Shappi Khorsandi Written by Ashley Blaker, Bill Matthews and Ged Parsons Producer  Ashley Blaker First broadcast on BBC Radio 2 in February 2010 (Series 1) and April 2011 (Series 2).

This recording is part of the Old Time Radio collection.