The Maxims of Methuselah
Frank Gelett Burgess
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Being the Advice given by the Patriarch in his Nine Hundred Sixty and Ninth Year to his Great Grandson at Shem's Coming of Age, in Regard to Women.
The following is, so far as I know, the only authentic rendering into the English language of the three hundred and thirty parables attributed to Methuselah. . . . Of its origin, the book, although freely rendered into the idiom of the hour, still bears intrinsic evidence of having been compiled by one who had had extraordinary experience with women. The amorous expert will not find it hard to believe that 969 years would be none too short a time for any one man to have accumulated such a profound lore. Indeed, women tell us that the present span of life is entirely too brief for any ordinary man to obtain the slightest comprehension of the extreme complexity of feminine psychology. (Summary from the introduction) (1 hr 37 min)
Chapters
Introduction | 15:59 | Read by KevinS |
Chapters 1-2 | 6:53 | Read by Phil Schempf |
Chapters 3-4 | 6:38 | Read by Phil Schempf |
Chapters 5-6 | 5:41 | Read by Larry Wilson |
Chapters 7-8 | 7:12 | Read by Wayne Cooke |
Chapters 9-10 | 5:58 | Read by Wayne Cooke |
Chapters 11-12 | 9:02 | Read by Larry Wilson |
Chapter 13 | 14:41 | Read by William Allan Jones |
Chapters 14-15 | 7:02 | Read by William Allan Jones |
Chapters 16-17 | 6:03 | Read by Garfield Dsouza |
Chapters 18-19 | 6:39 | Read by Garfield Dsouza |
Chapters 20-21 | 6:00 | Read by KevinS |
Reviews
take the time and listen, you’ll be glad you did.
should be required reading for all demonstrating outside SCOTUS👍☕️