Fried Green Zombies


Read by John Allen

(4.6 stars; 246 reviews)

Chett and Harry are two recently unemployed construction workers on their way to a weekend of beer, Southern Comfort, and frog gigging at their musty-rusted 1970's RV parked at their favorite hunting camp when they stumble on Bob, the mysterious, busty, burqa-clad, non-English speaking beauty just standing in the middle of nowhere on the side of dusty Nine Mile Cutoff in rural Bovina, Mississippi.

Then all hell breaks loose. Their favorite pond is missing. They're being chased by truck driving zombies, dirty cops, UFOs and other ne'er-do-wells. Someone stole Chett's jacked up Scottsdale four-by-four. Zombies are traipsing around their trailer, and crazy Uncle Crank is trying to feed them zombie chicken for dinner.

Aided by a classic computer nerd, a crazy man wielding a frying pan, and a space babe who gets nekkid any time someone turns out the lights, follow Chett and Harry as they battle their way across the rural countryside and ultimately save the world.

Why is their pond missing, and why did the Dodge of Death spring from the muddy crater left in its center? Who is Bob and why is she so good with shotguns? Why are they being chased by two really skinny, pale, bald, goatee-clad wierdos? What is the dirty county sheriff hiding? And will Chett and Harry ever make it out alive?


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Don't Stop listening when naration starts


(4 stars)

Don't let the narration put you off. I almost did and would have missed a book I quite enjoyed. It sounds cheesy to start but really adds to the humor of a really outlandish romp of a story. I cannot imagine Bob working with a normal voice. This is trully one of my top audio book picks.


(0 stars)

The story is well done and entertaining! It took me about 1/3 to 1/2 of the book to really get into the story. Some of the "What is going on" seemed for me to go on a bit long, but once it got going I was hooked. The narration was ...


(0 stars)

This story is well worth your time, and if you say you don't have time, then find some. It's one of only a couple of podcasts I've given to friends that every single person has loved it. It has something for everyone. You can't help but laugh out loud. It's ...


(0 stars)

Really enjoying the story in this well presented podcasted novel. It has everything, zombies, hot alien babes, corrupt police, redneck and teen humour. The author reads the story well using voices that make it extra amusing. I want to follow the story and find out what happens to the characters. ...


(0 stars)

Thanks! Here's an update: I'm working hard on finishing my next one (I have several in the works - which is part of the reason why I've not released anything else yet. I'll NEVER do that again...) So hang tight, and thanks for the awesome comments and ratings! I just ...


(0 stars)

Before I lost my eyesight I was a very avid reader and love zombie stories for me this is one of the best this is one I can listen to over and over and over and over the moment I am able to get my surgery to restore my eyesight ...


(0 stars)

wow. this was an amazing book. =] I REALLY REALLY REALLY want to know what the song was at the beginning. They should post the name of the song and artist along with the podiobook. =] If anybody could help me out, here is my email. z0mbi30tic@aim.com. THANK YOU!


(0 stars)

Sandi - thanks! It's actually a trick question - the music was purchased through a royalty-free production music site. It's not something you can find on iTunes, unfortunately (though if they were smart, they'd make it available there too...) I'll email you with the info.